Two of a kind..kind of

We both slobber a lot and naps are a big deal.  We both like to wave our hands around when we talk but no one listens to us anyway. If we had a barber it would be the same one. He has 3 rolls of fat under his chin and I have a few --but who is counting. 

On the other hand he hasn't found a job yet but we're working on it.  My back side is hairy and his is pink.  With a little luck he'll get out of diapers in a few years and I'll never have to wear them.