Everyone should be a 2-year-old for a day. Life is simple for these guys. Take math, for example, you only have 2 numbers to worry about--one and two. One equals one and two equals everything else. Want to be cute? Just repeat something stupid an adult said and smile. Want the moon? Just bat those baby blues and say pleeese. Don't know what you want? Just say some words they don't understand, and they will start offering you stuff till you see something you do want. Tired of riding your trike? Just get off and somehow it'll get back home. Need a nap? Any place any time, master. Want to stay out of trouble? Do whatever you want, and if they get mad, just put on that siht-eating-grin and keep it there till it cracks them up.
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